TAB Inc.

T.A.B


Hello, my name is Elizabeth Boggs and I’m the lawyer of a small organization called T.A.B. We have a new iChip called TABO. It has a navigation system, the Internet, a tracking device and a cell phone. This iChip is going in the pituitary gland, a part of the brain that controls your growth. Our scientists determined that this is the safest and most accessible placement for the iChip. It is important for all citizens to get this device to prevent being kidnapped or lost, you can also communicate with your friends. On the positive side, if you are out with your friends and you can’t find them you can track them down.

Due to the nature of growth and development, only people 18 years of age and older may receive the iChip because if you are 18 years of age and older it wouldn’t effect your growth in any way.

The iChip does not violate your Constitutional Right. The Fourth Amendment says “The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers and effects.” The iChip is as secure as you can ever be. Article 1 section 8, says “To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective Writings and discoveries.” Progress means new technology for years coming. So basically whatever a sciencetist have to offer such as the iChip it is legal.